Friday, 21 June 2013

Fannie & Freddie @ No. 10

"Hey, what do you think of Fannie & Freddie coming to Downing Street?" Arturo asked me.

Now, I'm not as daft as some may think I look! I knew full well that Fannie and Freddie weren't the cats from the Treasury kitchen, no siree! Them moggies is called Fenella and Frankie and they earn their keep by catching the vermin that crawl in through the Treasury door! I knew that Arturo meant Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Furthermore, not being dumb, I also knew that Fannie Mae is the 'Federal National Mortgage Association'. I also knew that Freddie Mac is the 'Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corporation'. See! I'm not just a cuddly toy!

However, though I wouldn't admit it to Arturo, I hadn't a clue what he was on about them "coming to Downing Street". I decided to investigate.

I looked up all the stories I could think of that might have inspired Arturo's cryptic comment. I discovered :
George Osborne's Help to Buy scheme 'a moronic policy': Leading analyst says chancellor's flagship scheme artificially inflates prices and drives the young into 'indentured servitude'

That was the headline in the Guardian on 4 June 2013. The article was written by the Economics Editor, Larry Elliott. The article stated:
George Osborne's scheme to boost the housing market through state mortgage subsidies has been dubbed one of the "most stupid economic ideas" of the past 30 years by a leading City commentator.

Now he ain't mincing his words! I was enthralled and continued reading:
Albert Edwards, who heads the global strategy team at Société Générale said the chancellor's flagship Help to Buy programme was artificially inflating property prices and driving young people deeper into "indentured servitude".

See what Arturo meant by the Fannie and Freddie allusion? Some wise cat, eh?? I went on reading Elliott's article:
... "Why are houses too expensive in the UK? Too much debt. So what is George Osborne's solution for first-time buyers unable to afford housing? Why, arrange for a government-guaranteed scheme to burden our young people with even more debt! Why don't we call this policy by the name it really is, namely the indentured servitude of our young people.

"I believe it truly is a moronic policy that stands head and shoulders above most of the stupid economic policies I have seen implemented during my 30 years in this business. It ranks above some of Alan Greenspan's very worst blunders.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2013/jun/04/george-osborne-help-to-buy-moronic

If you think that the opinion expressed by the 'leading City commentator', Albert Edwards, was a trifle harsh when he called 'Georgy' Osborne's policy 'moronic' - then take a look at the 'Comments' section below the article!

It seems that 'Georgy' has been more than a little head-strong in putting forward the 'Help to Buy' policy. It has even caught the eye of The International Monetary Fund. In their 'United Kingdom—2013 Article IV Consultation Concluding Statement of the Mission May 22, 2013', the IMF made the following comment:
"This measure may temporarily help boost confidence in the housing market, but there is a risk that, in the absence of an adequate supply response, the result would ultimately be mostly house price increases that would work against the aim of boosting access to housing."
http://www.imf.org/external/np/ms/2013/052213.htm

Oh dear, 'Georgy'!! You've gone and put your big foot right in it, again!! Don't you ever learn nothin'?? Didn't you learn that sub prime means just what it says sub ---- prime!! That ain't no way to run a business, let alone a country's finances!!

Just to let you know a little secret - another disaster befell the Osborne household. This time of the feline kind!! Know what I mean?? The Metro reported:
George Osborne’s missing cat accused of being a Chinese spy after returning

It stated:
George Osborne’s cat, which went missing for two years, has been accused of being a foreign spy after suddenly returning.

Inquisitive Freya is under suspicion after she showed up last year at Downing Street to the surprise of the chancellor and his family. ...The cat has apparently been spotted in secure areas of the Foreign Office, inside Number 10′s cabinet room and even allegedly tried to access the Treasury.

‘Some of us think the Chinese got her,’ said a Conservative source.

‘She can get everywhere. You’d only have to bug her and you could find out half the government’s secrets.’

If Freya did turn out to be a spy then it would have been the purrrfect deception.
http://metro.co.uk/2013/06/10/george-osbornes-missing-cat-accused-of-being-a-chinese-spy-after-returning-3835335/

So - you see what Arturo and me put up with! Tonight, we're off to the Italian Deli - lookin for a nice bit of salami - know what I mean??

Bye

Tuesday, 4 June 2013

The 'Trouble & Strife' to save Cam @ No 10

"I had a butchers at it through the window, mi old pal, and would you Adam and Eve it, I saw 'Boy David Cameron's 'trouble and strife' trying on her 'titfer'?" Arturo was clearly amused. Not a pleasing sight!

"Just exactly what are you trying to tell me, Arturo? Speak in plain English!" I asked with as much dignity as I could muster.

"Ah! I see you don't appreciate my use of cockney rhyming slang! I'll translate for you:
I had a 'butchers' is cockney slang for 'butcher's hook' = look!

would you Adam and Eve it = believe it

'trouble and strife' = wife

Titfer short for Tit-for-Tat = hat

And to put my observations into the language of the mundane - it's been suggested that Mrs Samantha 'Ever so Nice, ain't I' Cameron is the answer to the Conservative Party's and 'Boy David's woes!!!"

So, let's see whether Arturo is right. Andy Coulson, the man who once advised the PM, then as fast as he rose, disappeared from No. 10, was quoted in the Telegraph by James Kirkup as saying in GQ magazine:
“The time has now come for Sam to play a more public role and take some risks,” ... “She should now be persuaded that the 2015 campaign is already underway and she’s badly needed in the trenches.”

I say, old boy - 'badly needed in the trenches', surely that's a bit over the top! But then, of course, that's just what took place in World War 1 - and look what happened!

Coulson was quoted further as saying:
Mrs Cameron is “one of the few people able to see straight to the heart of a matter and offer a clear, sensible view”.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10090047/Only-Samantha-Cameron-can-save-the-Conservatives-from-defeat.html

Well, well! That is quite an assertion. If Mrs Samantha 'Ever so Nice, ain't I' Cameron is one of the few people able to see straight to the heart of a matter and offer a clear, sensible view, I'd say there's more trouble than even Arturo thought! I don't recall Denis Thatcher, Norma Major, Cherie Blair or Sarah Brown being called in to see straight to the heart of a matter and offer a clear, sensible view. No siree! No doubt each of the couples had private chit-chats about what was going on - but as for asking Denis, Norma, Cherie or Sarah to have 'a more public role and take some risks' or tell them that they were 'badly needed in the trenches' - I think not!

Yet now it is being seriously suggested that there is such chaos at No. 10 that 'her upstairs' needs to be called in to save the sinking ship! Well - I ask you!!

In addition, Andy Coulson has views on other perils facing 'Boy David' Cameron. In the Guardian, Patrick Wintour quoted from the same GQ article:
Andy Coulson: Boris Johnson wants to be PM – and David Cameron knows it:

Cameron's former media adviser draws up Tory battleplan for 2015 election victory and blows cover on party tensions

Among other things, Wintour wrote:
Coulson suggests No 10 needs a strategy to handle Johnson. He writes: "No 10's Boris strategy should be simple. Support his good ideas, advise privately on the bad ones, but only engage publicly if absolutely necessary – and celebrate Boris's considerable successes."

He reveals that Cameron knows Johnson is after his job. He recounts a discussion with the prime minister in 2008, when Johnson was considering standing as mayor. "Boris Johnson desperately wants to be prime minister and David has known that fact longer than most,"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/may/29/andy-coulson-boris-johson-pm-david-cameron#ixzz2UhvXVvxS

Maybe - just maybe - Coulson thinks that Mrs Samantha 'Ever so Nice, ain't I' Cameron knows how to fix 'Mop-Head' Johnson. It seems that few others are able to do so!! The man has been referred to in an 'Independent' Editorial as
A Teflon politician called Boris

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/editorials/editorial-a-teflon-politician-called-boris-8636305.html?origin=internalSearch

"Wasn't there once a Mafia Boss called the 'Teflon Don'", I asked Arturo.

"Yep - but the Teflon came off and things stuck to him in the end!" Arturo said.

Maybe, Mrs Samantha 'Ever so Nice, ain't I' Cameron is a great little housewife and knows just how to get rid of Teflon! Who knows? So Cameron's 'trouble and strife' might be an asset, after all.

Poor old 'Boy David' Cameron - he may be the PM but the Boy's really under siege! Still, he'd better listen to his 'trouble and strife's' 'rabbit and pork' if he wants to survive!!

Just to translate the rhyming slang for the uninitiated:
trouble and strife = wife

rabbit and pork = talk
Speaking of 'rabbit and pork' - me and mi pal, Arturo, are eating in again. We heard that 'her upstairs is having a right old 'nosh' tonight and there's bound to be left-overs.

Oh! You want a translation of 'nosh', do you? Just to show my erudition and ability to switch parlances:
nosh is Yiddish for eating

Am I versatile - or am I versatile?

Bye

Wednesday, 29 May 2013

So 'intensely relaxed' @ No. 10

"Are you feeling relaxed, Butch?" Arturo asked me.

"No, not particularly. Why?"

"Thought you might have caught this feel for relaxation from 'Boy David' Cameron. After all, he's so relaxed that he doesn't have a clue what's going on around here!"

Arturo is right, of course. Cameron is determined to preserve an outward aura of complete calm. I even noticed that he now regularly drinks his coffee from a mug with the words:
KEEP CALM and CARRY ON

The reason Arturo and I are interested in 'Boy David' Cameron's sense of well-being is two-fold. Firstly, just before some of his Tory backwoodsmen - whoops - sorry! - backbenchers were due to table an amendment to the Queen’s Speech that will call for a referendum on Britain’s membership of the European Union, Downing Street said:
the prime minister was “relaxed” about the Bone-Baron amendment

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/1fb5c722-b8c2-11e2-a6ae-00144feabdc0.html#axzz2Ug0XNQZZ

There was quite a hoo-ha about this. Janet Daley, in the Telegraph, wrote:
David Cameron is so relaxed I want to slap him

She went on to comment:
... Why on earth did he have to say that he was “intensely relaxed” about the EU referendum battle? What the public heard was not confidence but smug insouciance about the whole question of EU membership. I don’t know about you, but when somebody tells me that he is “intensely relaxed” about something that I find deeply worrying, it makes me want to slap him.

Which brings us to the heart of public doubts about Mr Cameron: people are not afraid that he is a secret Europhile, they are afraid that he is an incurable snob who is altogether too “intensely relaxed” about things that concern them (and whose allies, we learn, think Tory supporters are “swivel-eyed loons”).

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10065503/David-Cameron-is-so-relaxed-I-want-to-slap-him.html

How I love that phrase 'smug insouciance' - it has a real ring to it! And it sums up, so well, 'Boy David' Cameron and his pal next door 'Georgy' Osborne!

The second reason why Arturo and I are fixated on Cameron being so 'intensely relaxed' is because in the midst of a number of crises in the country, 'Boy David' and little wife, Samantha, went swanning off to Ibiza for a relaxing break! It did not go unnoticed. Melissa Kite, in the Guardian, wrote:
David Cameron's relaxation may be his downfall: The prime minister's sunshine holiday at a time of national crisis can only add to the Tory right's simmering resentment

Oh dear! He's gone and done it again! He's drawn attention to his need to 'relax'. Melissa Kite continued:
David Cameron is setting an example to us all by going on holiday to Ibiza and being photographed smiling in the sun with his wife. Aides of the prime minister underlined this point when they explained that Cameron had gone on a week-long break with a small staff because he had "not had a holiday since Christmas". While one does not want to be begrudging, or insinuate that the PM does not deserve downtime, it is only stating facts to point out that not having had a holiday since Christmas is not exactly the definition of hardship these days.

Now, I wish to point out that neither Arturo nor I have had a holiday at the seaside in our whole lives!! And are we complaining? No, siree, we ain't!!

Melissa Kite went on to write:
A still more potent puzzler is why Cameron is able to chill out on a beach this week. It seems that no matter what happens, be it European Union revolts or terror attacks, the briefing from No 10 is always the same: "The prime minister is relaxed."

He is starting to remind me of a horse asleep on its feet. You admire the trick, but wonder how on earth they pull it off.There are those who praise this relentless imperviousness to any notion that he has to prove himself.

I find it offputting.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/may/27/david-camerons-relaxed-style-downfall

Melissa Kite does not only find it 'offputting', she adds the comment:
... when the going gets tough, the tough go to Ibiza.

Is 'Boy David' Cameron really so 'intensely relaxed'? Neither Arturo nor I believe this to be the case! We've heard him pacing the floor! We've seen him scratching his chin! We've heard him rehearsing his lines. Those are not the doings and utterings of an 'intensely relaxed' man! No! All this harping on about being 'relaxed' is the sure sign of the mantra of a PR man who believes that if he says a thing often enough - it is true!

For the sake of his future in British politics, 'Boy David' Cameron might be better advised to roll up his shirt sleeves; wipe beads of perspiration from his brows; dust some coal-dust on his cheeks and say:
"Ee bah gum" it's rough 'ere at pit-face - and me and Georgy are workin' our socks off!"

Then maybe - just maybe - we'd all have some respect for the goings-on at Number 10 and Number 11.

Me and mi pal, Arturo, are eating in tonight. We don't want anyone saying of us: 'while the cat's away the mice will play!" Remember the dictionary definition of this is:
when the person in authority is absent, people will not do what they should do

http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/While+the+cat%27s+away

Oh dear!!!

Bye

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

Loony-Gate @ No. 10

As a PR man, 'Boy David' Cameron is proving to be singularly inept at PR! That is Arturo's opinion and mine too. Ever eager for a good soundbite, the 'Boy' has increasingly lost his touch. Ready enough with good one-liners in the early days, words are just not good enough now - actions not words are what is needed.

Let's take a peek at what he said in those balmy early days before reality hit home. In October 2009, the BBC reported under the headline: Secrets of the conference soundbite:
In the course of an hour, the Tory leader said he was "up to the test" of leading the country.

There was a lot of talk of being in things together, telling the party faithful and the British people if they "pull together, come together, work together - we will get through this together". ...

He also pledged to "put Britain back on her feet", "turn the tide" and "make things happen" but he neatly turned this last soundbite on its head - in keeping with his theme of dismantling big government - by saying that if Britain can be rebuilt it will be down to people power and we will look back and say "you made it happen".
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8293442.stm

Cameron has always lacked foresight! 'get through this together'!! When did he last queue at a food bank?. 'work together' - When did he last 'sign on'? Of course, that day may not be too far off!!

In the same report, the BBC quoted him as saying:
"Yes it will be a steep climb. But the view from the summit will be worth it. Let me tell you what I can see."

Pity he didn't consult Gypsy Rose Lee - she'd have told him what he would see! And, Arturo and I can tell you - it wouldn't be sunny pastures!

It's all been downhill for some considerable time at No. 10! Skiing off-piste maybe a heady challenge for the gifted - but for those less brain-cell endowed - it is a foolish feat!

And our PR man of a PM has certainly skied off-piste, as far as the die-hard backbenchers and Tory Party activists are concerned. Didn't the 'Boy' understand the meaning of the word 'conservative'? Maybe, before trying to please the masses with a catchy phrase such as 'gay marriage', he should have consulted the Oxford English Dictionary:
averse to change or innovation and holding traditional values:

http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/conservative?q=conservative

Whatever the reason, 'Boy David' Cameron sure has heaped up problems whilst searching desperately for what Nick Robinson, on the BBC Radio 4 'Today' programme called:
a Tony Blair Clause 4 moment'

Arturo and I ask ourselves why anyone in their right mind would want to emulate 'Old-Feet-In-Mouth' Blair is totally beyond us! But it is clear evidence of the saying :
Those whom the Gods wish to destroy, they first make mad

One thing is for sure - Cameron has driven his grass-roots supporters, his activists, to despair! First they asked:
Where is the 'In/Out' EU referendum?

Next, they shouted:
Who wants 'Same Sex' marriage'?

Because of the stink that these same hard-working activists raised, a bright spark close to the 'Boy' referred to them as:
'swivel-eyed loons'

Have you ever met a Tory activist? Usually, they are middle-aged to elderly, staunchly middle class, often supporters of their local hunt - you get the picture?

Well - one thing the Tory grassroots activists HATE - is being called 'swivel-eyed loons'. Now, these same activist/supporters are joining UKIP, once labelled on LBC radio, by Cameron as:
'A Bunch Of Fruitcakes, Loonies And Closet Racists'
https://audioboo.fm/boos/1079562-david-cameron-ukip-a-bunch-of-fruitcakes-loonies-and-closet-racists

As Jake Wallis Simons put it:
It seems that everything David Cameron does offers fuel to Mr Farage's party. From swivel-eyed-loony-gate to the rebellion against the Queen's speech to gay-marriage-itis, it's all heat and no light in Westminster. Meanwhile, Ukip, with its clear policy agenda, uncompromising stance and straight-talking leader, is elevated by default. And Nigel Farage – who yesterday took out a full-page advertisement in the Daily Telegraph to attract the swivel-eyed to Ukip – is doing all he can to exploit it.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jakewallissimons/100217954/ukip-are-poised-to-out-poll-the-tories-is-this-the-tipping-point/

All things considered, the 'Boy' has spent too much time under the full moon! You may recall that gazing at the full moon drove some men mad. Others became were-wolves! It has driven the 'Boy' into losing his gift for the soundbite and destroying the cohesion of the Tory Party. Never mind! Every night, we hear him softly chanting:
"pull together, come together, work together - we will get through this together"

Meanwhile - Arturo and I are joining Alfonso for a nosh at the local Italian kitchen!

Bye

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Fit persons? @ No.10

"I say! I say! I say!" Arturo chuckled, "When is a 'fit person' not a 'fit person'?" He eyed me closely.

"I don't know - when is a 'fit person' not a 'fit person'? No doubt, you're going to tell me!" I replied. Arturo showed me his tablet. There was an article on it:
Health minister threatened with ejection from royal college:Earl Howe's position on advisory committee under threat as doctors claim he 'mis-sold' health reforms

The article was written by Daniel Boffey in The Observer. It seems that The Royal College of Physicians want Earl Howe 'ousted from a prestigious role' within the College.

Six influential members of the professional body that represents doctors wrote to its president, Sir Richard Thompson, claiming that the minister was "not a fit person to fulfil this important role". Thompson has launched an investigation by the College's trustees into Howe's probity.

The senior doctors claim that Howe, a former banker, falsely advised them that reforms under the health and social care bill would not force doctors to use market mechanisms to choose where patients will be treated.

According to the doctors, the regulations will mean that clinical commissioning groups – the bodies to be set up by GPs to organise patients' care – will have to put services out to tender if there is more than one provider capable of offering particular treatments. This means NHS hospitals and services will have to compete with private health firms for business.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/may/05/earl-howe-royal-college-physicians

Since Arturo and I had watched Earl Howe, whom Arturo called 'smarmy', oozing his unctuous way through the House of Lords' debate on the Health and Social Care Bill, I must admit my sympathies are with the 'six influential members'.

Surely the good Physicians must have scratched their eminent heads at the prospect of an 'ex-banker' being given responsibility for pushing the grossly flawed Bill through the Lords! After all, bankers can't be trusted with banks, let alone health! The fact the country is on its benders, at the present time, is all down to bankers and PR men.

Here's yet another 'fit person' issue. You may recall that in 2010 there was a report about the Government's intention to legislate so that tobacco companies would have to put their fags in 'plain packets'. Doctors were delighted saying that it would help to stop children and young people from being enticed by the packaging. On November 20 2010, the BBC reported:
Make cigarette packaging plain, government urges The government is considering making all cigarettes packets plain brown or grey.
The report continued:
The government plans to ask retailers to cover up displays of cigarettes from next year to protect children.

Health Secretary Andrew Lansley said "glitzy designs on packets" attracted children to smoking and it made sense to look at "less attractive packaging".

The article quoted 'Old Silver Fox' Lansley the then Secretary of State for Health as follows:
"The evidence is clear that packaging helps to recruit smokers, so it makes sense to consider having less attractive packaging. It's wrong that children are being attracted to smoke by glitzy designs on packets.

"We would prefer it if people did not smoke and adults will still be able to buy cigarettes, but children should be protected from the start.

"The levels of poor health and deaths from smoking are still far too high, and the cost to the NHS and the economy is vast. That money could be used to educate our children and treat cancer,"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-11796903

Now that is what I call laying it on the line! The 'evidence is clear'!! Can't be more positive than that! At that time, all the Cabinet colleagues seemed to agree! But whoa there, matee!! What was it that Arturo and I read in 'The Sun', last week?:
DAVID Cameron has scrapped plans to force all cigarettes to be sold in plain packs, The Sun can reveal.

That was the headline written by Tom Newton Dunn, The Sun's political editor. He continued:
Campaigners had insisted making packets bland would put smokers off — and stop kids from starting the habit.

The PM initially backed the plan, but has been persuaded it would damage the packaging industry.

There were also concerns it could cost £3billion in lost tax revenue and tie up the Commons in bitter arguments.

Mr Cameron has now ordered the proposed law to be pulled from next week’s Queen’s Speech.

A Whitehall source said: “Plain packaging may or may not be a good idea, but it’s nothing to do with the Government’s key purpose.

“The PM is determined to strip down everything we do so we can concentrate all our efforts on voters’ essentials. That means growth, immigration and welfare reform.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4911532/Plain-cigarette-packets-plan-abandoned-by-David-Cameron.html

Now there is a statement from a truly 'fit person', I don't think!!! What's more important 'kids starting the habit' with all the health issues that ensue - or caving in to the powerful lobby groups who have at heart their own base interests - just like the bankers!

What's going on here? The Government has its sights on 'essentials' such as 'growth' - that's a joke! 'Immigration'- that'll delight UKIP! 'Welfare reform'!!! That'll satisfy the flog 'em and beat 'em fraternity!

The phrase 'fit person' raises a can of worms, when one comes to think of the way the NHS has been treated! Just think about it for a moment. The present Secretary of State for Health, one Jeremy 'Gormless' Hunt, is some might say a cynical choice for a Government declaring that it will protect the NHS.

Why is that, you ask? Think back to the year 2005 when our Jeremy 'Gormless' Hunt was still a thrusting youth hoping to catch the eye of the Tory Big-Wigs. So what did he do? He co-authored 'Direct Democracy: An Agenda for a New Model Party'. In this book, there is the following statement:
“Our ambition should be to break down the barriers between private and public provision, in effect denationalising the provision of health care in Britain.”

Yes, my friends, you did read it correctly 'denationalising the provision of health care in Britain'. Now this same Jeremy 'Gormless' Hunt and ex-banker 'Smarmy' Howe are the lead 'fit persons' for health!!!! Well- I ask you! No wonder 'plain' packaging for cigarettes went up the Swanee! But, as Arturo has so frequently moaned:
What is politics other than institutionalised lying?
Arturo and I have had our fill of 'unfit persons' running along the corridors of power in Downing Street. Arturo's cousin, Alfonso, has promised us some crab claws and squid ink for supper tonight! I'm hoping for a saucer of Chianti to go with the meal!

Bye

Tuesday, 2 April 2013

April Fools @ No. 10

"Watch out, Butch, the ceiling's falling down!" Arturo yelled. When I jumped, he let out a chuckle: "April Fool!"

I had forgotten it was April Fool's Day! One look at the papers and a half hour listening to the BBC Radio 4 programme 'Today' made it obvious that there were more than a few real April Fools right here in Downing Street.

For instance, yesterday morning, whilst I was dozing, I heard the dulcet tones of 'Silent Man' Iain Duncan Smith - Work & Pensions Secretary. Only he wasn't quite so silent. He was waxing eloquent about how he could
live off £53 a week 'if I had to'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21993453

According to my reckoning that's £7.57 a day. Ummmm! Out of that he would have to pay for rent, food and travel! Let's just suppose he's happy using Shanks's pony, the cost of shoe repairs doesn't come cheap! Even Boris's Bikes cost £2 for a day! Sandwiches and tea are expensive! Electricity for shaving that smooth chin and pate would soon mount up!

£7.57 a day!! I don't think so, 'Silent Man' Iain Duncan Smith! Perhaps, you'd be better to keep schtum.

But that wasn't the only madness on the great day for practical jokes, no siree! There was an even better one - that is if you like Gallows' Humour.

The joke is that April 1st heralded the much vaunted changes to the NHS! But, it seems no one was celebrating, let alone laughing! An article in The Independent by Owen Jones said it all under the headline:
Farewell to the NHS, 1948-2013: a dear and trusted friend finally murdered by Tory ideologues : This week's 'reforms' of a treasured institution - by people who came to power promising not to mess with it - is yet another sickening assault on the poor by the rich

He wrote:
Nothing is more gut-wrenching than watching a close friend dying in front of you. And I mean beyond close: a friend who brought you into the world, helped raise you, and was there whenever you were most desperately in need. So, spare a moment for our National Health Service. Time of death: midnight, 1st April 2013. Cause of death: murder.

And 'murder' it sure is! For the body of the NHS is not likely to rise again. Owen Jones continued:
From today, strategic health authorities and primary care trusts are formally abolished. Some £60bn of the NHS budget is now in the hands of clinical commissioning groups, supposedly run by GPs. This is a sham, though one which turns local doctors into human shields for the privatisers. In reality, the vast majority of GPs will keep on doing what they do already – looking after patients – while commissioning will be managed by private companies.

He exposed the cynical disemboweling of the once treasured NHS, quoting from several doctors who are appalled at what is happening!

Owen Jones' article went on:
The great sell-off of our NHS is already well under way. Virgin Care now run more than 100 NHS services across the country, from radiology departments to GP clinics. Last year, they were given a £100m contract to run services in Surrey, and a £130m contract to run key NHS services for young people in Devon. Not that you’d know, of course: services run by the profiteering vultures circling ahead operate under the NHS logo, hiding privatisation from public view.

The final paragraph was poignant:
It was Nye Bevan ... who said “The NHS will last as long as there are folk left with the faith to fight for it”. It is with huge regret that I must say that – however much faith we have – we did not fight to save it. The NHS has been killed, murdered, assassinated by a Tory government. The question now is – do we have enough faith to bring it back to life?

http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/farewell-to-the-nhs-19482013-a-dear-and-trusted-friend-finally-murdered-by-tory-ideologues-8555503.html

So there you have it, dear friends! A right old mess on April 1 2013. The 'Silent Man' blowing his mouth off without engaging his brain - if he has one! Aneurin Bevan turning in his grave and caring doctors wringing their hands in despair! Some April Fool's joke!!!

And, overseeing this shambles is 'Boy David' Cameron with talk of the 'Big Society'. What a mouth! What a mouth! What a North and South!

Arturo was nodding sagely when he heard the comments. Then he said: "April Fool's Day? Blimey, Butch, it's like that every day here in Downing Street!"

Arturo and I discovered an uneaten Easter egg that had rolled under the Cabinet Office table. Large, round and milk chocolate! Yum Yum!

Bye

Saturday, 16 March 2013

Something nasty in the woodshed @ No 10

"Wonder if 'Boy David' Cameron knows his Roman history?" Arturo asked. "He'd be well advised to keep his back to the wall not just on the Ides of March but everyday, from now on!"

"Why? Who's out to get him?"

"Who? You'd be better asking: 'Who isn't?'" Arturo chuckled.

He's right, of course. 'Boy David' Cameron has just about alienated everyone. Understandably, Labour loathe him. The LibDems have mixed feelings of jealousy and dislike. But the most sinister people with daggers at the ready are ... can you guess? His own Party members! It's true! Already, they're lining up in their serried ranks to toss him overboard and fill his shoes!

Unlike Labour, the Conservative Party has a long history of back-stabbing its leaders. Just ask Heath and Thatcher!!

For quite some time, the rumours of an ousting have been doing the rounds. As early as November 2011, there were headlines forecasting:
Tory MP 'secretly taped claiming Cameron will be ousted in spring'

Patrick Mercer said to have called PM a 'despicable creature' and 'the worst politician since Gladstone'

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/nov/13/tory-mp-cameron-ousted-spring

But - he survived, didn't he? In fact the threatened 'ousting' did not even surface!

Then, almost exactly one year later - the same rumours started to appear. A headline read:
Tory backbencher reveals plot to oust David Cameron

Bob Stewart says he was approached to run as 'stalking horse' while Zac Goldsmith reportedly offers seat to Boris Johnson

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/sep/09/david-cameron-plot

But 'The Boy' stayed on - nothing daunted! Success with the economy still eluded him! Popularity with the backbenchers was waning fast!

Now, we all know that 'The Boy' has one big characteristic. He's a PR man! And therefore he has all the flaws of other PR men! He just can't keep his mouth shut! Appropriate or not, PR men are born to open their mouths at every opportunity! They seem incapable of letting a sound-bite pass them by! 'Boy David' Cameron exemplifies this superbly!

** When a Tory shouts: "Sell off the forests" - he says: "Sell off the forests"- then he realises there's a furore - he back-tracks!

** Another Tory says "we need a badger cull" - he says: "Let's have a badger cull!" - then he postpones it!

** He announces there will be 'lower energy tariffs' only the next day to cast doubt on it!

** Pasty tax - caravan tax - secret courts - unannounced Ofsted inspections - coastguard centres - the list is a long and winding road!

See the pattern? Our PR man par excellence has never resisted the urge to say what a great idea each and every one was - only to retract them ignominiously!

Here we have a man who knows his own principles - announces them to the world - then drops them! That's what Arturo and I call an ideal political leader - we don't think!

The final charade has just recently been over the Leveson Inquiry. 'Boy David' Cameron implied that victims of hacking and other press misdemeanors would be uppermost in his mind when assessing the conclusions of Lord Leveson. On Wednesday, last week, he suggested that cross-party talks were going well. 'Wailing Lad' Clegg and 'Gromit-Lookalike' Ed Miliband seemed chuffed at the way things were going! Then - wham bang out of the blue:
Those involved in the Leveson talks from the Labour and Lib Dem side say they had no idea the Prime Minister was going to pull the plug on the cross-party discussions this morning until a conference call shortly before David Cameron’s hastily-arranged press conference.

This Spectator blog by Isabel Hardman left no doubt that this amazing turnaround was totally unexpected. The blog continued:
An angry Lib Dem source tells me:

‘It was completely out of the blue to be honest. Over the last few days the talks have been making gal (sic) progress and we were moving towards a deal. We thought a solution was possible.

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2013/03/david-cameron-brings-leveson-debate-to-a-head-over-bill-hijack-fears/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=david-cameron-brings-leveson-debate-to-a-head-over-bill-hijack-fears

Now this may be a turnaround too far! Although not for all the backwoodsmen in his own Conservative Party who like nothing more than upsetting their Coalition partners.

However, there is still the threat of insurrection in the benches behind him and even on those sitting next to him. 'Leopard-skin Lady' Theresa May has been casting her 'pussy-toes' and 'kitten-heels' into the ring - only to be shooed away by 'Baby-face' Gove. The omens are intriguing - to say the least!

Can 'The Boy' survive? Will 'Georgy' from next door pull out the magic potion that will save his pal in the Budget? Follow this blog, friends, you'll hear it here!

So much excitement - Arturo and I can hardly wait for the outcome - after all the size and contents of the kitchen scraps, we so enjoy, depend on the result.

Bye from us both