Georgy Osborne has always, in the past, made sure he had a very visible profile. Announcements galore would pour from his mouth, followed by the familiar self-satisfied smirk. But, alas and alack - Georgy has not been seen of late.
Why should I be so concerned? It's not as if, when he could be found, the very sight of Georgy Osborne's tousled locks inspired anyone with unshakeable confidence, is it? However, it is troubling that the Chancellor of the Exchequer chooses to go walkabout after yet another amazing u-turn performed on his budget decisions. One has to ask if he's feeling alright! After all, too many u-turns put even the most stable in a spin - know what I mean!
I decided to search for the missing Georgy online. It seems the world too is searching for him. I discovered that there is a dedicated website:
http://www.wheresgeorge.com/>This is THE site for the
United States Currency Tracking ProjectIt got me kinda worried! Georgy Osborne is the UK Chancellor - he should be tracking our currency. We should not be tracking him!!!!
But Georgy is missing - nowhere to be seen! He's more difficult to find than 'Wally' in a crowd. So while George is incommunicado, what's happening to the UK currency? Does Georgy know exactly how much there is and is that why he's missing - too 'frit' to tell us that the bankers have made off with all of it!
Maybe, like Baroness Orczy's Scarlet Pimpernel, George Osborne is hoping to save the day. At this very moment, he might be collecting dollars after tracing them on the Where's George site. At the same time, Georgy's captain, 'Boy David' Cameron is scheming resurgence by designing a referendum on membership of the EU! Ah! Ha! The fearless twosome may well, after all, have a cunning plot! Do we have here the living version of Batman and his faithful sidekick, Robin?
Sadly, Cameron and Osborne are no super heroes! They are just a couple of erstwhile PR men turned politicians. And that, my friends, is why we are all yelling:
WHERE'S GEORGE?Do you want to know where George really is? If you sit quietly, I'll tell you! Arturo, my pal the cat from No 11, told me he had found George! But, remember - it's a secret! George is hiding under his bed, shamefaced at letting a schoolgirl look-a-like, Chloe Smith, stand in for him to face the piercing questions fired at her by Paxman on Newsnight.
In fact, as 'The Thick of It' would have it, 'Disappearing' George Osborne is redolent of the 'omnishambes' that is the Coalition!
Arturo and I are going to register on
http://www.wheresgeorge.com/We hope to find out whether loadsa £s have turned up in the USA. After all, those traders in the City must have put their bonus money somewhere!
'Bye'
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