It's all change @ No 10

So - Arturo and I watched the removal van come and load up the Cameron's stuff! Then, before you could say 'Jack Robinson' - it was old 'Kitten Toes' May herself taking up residence. Larry didn't know whether he was coming or going, I can tell you!

This 'ere Street is now overrun with cats! What with old fur ball Larry who has had his nose put out of joint by Palmerston from the Foreign Office. Palmerston is a right bruiser as Arturo's torn ear can vouch!

As if that wasn't enough! The powers that be have now imported another cat! This one goes by the name of Gladstone. He seems to be the general admired one - he's at the Treasury! He's jet black and looks an arrogant chap!

One cat is fine on his own! Two cats get on OK! But 3 upstairs cats is pushing it, I can tell you. And us below stairs cats are going to be the ones to pay the price.

So - to cut to the chase - me and Arturo are upping sticks, my friends. We are moving down to the Houses of Parliament - where we gather there are so many rats - we'll never go hungry.

Watch this space!!!!!