Saturday, 26 July 2014

Anyone for tennis @ No. 10?

"Love: 40 - that's what I reckon the score is - " Arturo chuckled.

Not a sound you wish to hear too often, I assure you! I really didn't know what he was on about. I was sure that he would enlighten me - and I wasn't wrong.

"Haven't you heard, mi old pal? Anyone but any one can bid to play a game of tennis with our dear PR man of a PM - give him a great hand - 'Boy' David Cameron. Always one with an eye to the main chance, he saw a great way of raising money for the poor old Tory Party! Take a look at this, mi old pal."

He pointed at his tablet and I saw the headline:
Cameron rejects calls to pay back £160K tennis match donation
The article on the BBC News web site read as follows:
David Cameron has rejected calls to pay back a £160,000 donation to the Conservatives from the wife of a former member of President Putin's government.

Mr Cameron said he would not accept money from a "Putin crony" but Lubov Chernukhin "certainly wasn't that".

Mrs Chernukhin bid for a tennis match with the PM and London mayor Boris Johnson at a fundraising event.

A 'Putin crony'!! Ah ha! It seems that this bloke Chernukhin is no longer a crony! No siree! Here is the rest of the enthralling story:
A tennis match with the prime minister and Boris Johnson was the star lot at a Tory fundraising ball held in London earlier this month, which reportedly raised £500,000 for the party's general election war chest.

A Tory spokesman said the gift from Mrs Chernukhin, a longstanding Conservative donor, would not be paid back because it was within the rules and would be declared to the Electoral Commission.

Her husband Vladimir, who was a Russian finance minister, was sacked in 2004 and had fallen out with President Putin and did not have links with the Putin regime, added the spokesman, and the couple were now both British citizens.

So that's all right then! We can all breathe a great big sigh of relief. We (Cameron and the Tory Party) have not breached any EU plans to get tougher on 'Putin'. I am just waiting for the French to yell 'Perfidious Albion', as they are wont! But hang on!!! See what the BBC reported:
Mr Cameron has criticised France for going through with a deal to sell warships to the country despite Moscow's backing for separatists in Ukraine.

But France's Foreign Minister Laurent Fabius hit back on Monday, suggesting Britain should look at the number of Russian oligarchs in London before criticising his country.

I just knew the Froggies would have their say. Who could blame them?

In the article, the BBC also commented:
A number of wealthy, UK-based Russians have donated money to the Conservative Party in recent years.

At the same fundraising dinner, Ukrainian-born energy magnate Alexander Temerko, a political opponent of Putin who successfully fought extradition proceedings to remain in Britain, is reported to have paid £90,000 for a bronze bust of Mr Cameron, which he donated to the Carlton Club.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28443588

A bronze bust of Cameron!! Perish the thought! Seeing him in the flesh is bad enough but fleeting! A bronze bust would be a permanent feature! It's enough to put a cat off his fish! We'll have to find out what the moggies at the Carlton Club think of it!

It wasn't only the BBC who ran the story. Jason Groves in The Mail wrote:
According to Electoral Commission records Mrs Chernukhin was once declared an ‘impermissible’ donor when she tried to give the Tories £10,000 in April 2012.

This means that at the time she did not meet the criteria required to make a donation to a British political party.

However since then Mrs Chernukhin, who is understood to be a Conservative Party member, has since made three donations worth a total of £5,500, which have all been accepted.

An ‘impermissible’ donor that must have broken the heart of many a Tory Major, living in the shires. What a waste of good brass! Never mind, she made up for it later!

The article concluded:
... a leaked list from last year’s Tory summer ball revealed it was attended by a number of wealthy Russians.

These included Vasily Shestakov, an MP in Russia’s parliament who is an old friend of President Putin and his long-term judo partner. He co-wrote several books on the sport with the Russian President including Learn Judo With Vladimir Putin.

Also present were billionaire banker Andrei Borodin and his model wife Tatanya Korsakova, owners of Britain’s most expensive home, the £140 million Park Place, near Henley-on-Thames.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2701234/Tories-pressure-160-000-Putin-minister-s-wife-play-tennis-Boris-Dave-amid-sanctions-call.html

Arturo and I can't play tennis! We don't even like watching it on the TV - it makes us dizzy. We wouldn't pay to watch Cameron and 'Mop Head' Johnson wack a ball across a net - let alone play with them!

However - we do both fancy a taste of caviar. So - next time a former 'crony' of Mr Putin's comes waltzing through the front door, we'll see if we can impress them enough to hitch a lift in their limousine. Maybe it'll take us to Henley on Thames or Chipping Norton or anywhere really! A taste of caviar would go down just fine, whatever the venue!

Bye

Tuesday, 15 July 2014

Lies,damned lies & statistics @ No. 10

It's nearly the end of this political session! 'Boy David' Cameron is desperate to 'hang on in' before his next chillax. Yes indeed, the boy wants to chill out and relax! Maybe, just maybe during such a chillax time, he'll learn a bit more about statistics. After all, statistics should be the bread and butter of all PR men, aren't they?

Arturo was pacing the corridor outside the Cabinet Office and muttering:
It's all lies, damned lies - that's what it is! Yet they claim it's statistics!"

He grabbed hold of me and told me to read up on the PMQ fracas of 2 July. So, naturally I did just that. What did I discover - well here's some of it!:

Question: Has the number of people waiting more than the guaranteed four hours in A and E got better or worse?

PM's reply: "We have met our waiting time target for accident and emergency. ...it is 30 minutes."

He added: "There are 7,000 more doctors, 4,000 more nurses, over 1,000 more midwives, and we are treating over 1 million more patients a year...
"

Question: ... before the NHS reorganisation, the number of people waiting more than four hours (in A & E) was 353,000. After his reorganisation, that has risen to 939,000, an increase of 300%. Is that better or worse?

PM's reply: "The average waiting time is down by more than half. ..."

It went on and on - and I have only briefly summarised the PMQs of 2 July! If you have the time and patience to read the full exchange, go to:
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201415/cmhansrd/cm140702/debtext/140702-0001.htm#14070259000006

As you can imagine, the whole fray received comments aplenty. Michael Deacon, Parliamentary Sketchwriter in the Telegraph wrote:
Spirited though Mr Cameron’s defence may be of his NHS record, some of his boasting was dubious. Under this Government, he crowed, “There are 7,000 more doctors!” Yet to train as a GP takes 10 years. Unless Mr Cameron and his current Cabinet spent the period 2000-04 going round secondary schools and urging pupils to study medicine, it seems rather a stretch for him to claim credit for it.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/pmqs/10941213/PMQs-sketch-Dave-and-Ed-play-the-numbers-game.html

The following day, again in the Telegraph, Matthew Holehouse, Political Correspondent wrote:
David Cameron's A&E waiting time claim questioned: House of Commons library says PM's claim waiting times have fallen is "simplistic" and contradicted by better data sets

'Simplistic' and contradicted by better data sets! Now that's telling him! Was 'Boy David' Cameron best pleased - I should cocoa!! Holehouse's article went on to consider the issue further:
David Cameron's claim that A&E waiting times are getting shorter have been questioned by the House of Commons Library.

The Prime Minister’s claim that the average waiting time in NHS hospitals has fallen from 77 minutes under Labour to 30 under the Coalition is based on a “simplistic reading” of statistics.

The measure Mr Cameron used “is not the most natural indicator of ‘average waiting time’ in A&E”, the analysis found.

The intervention is significant to the Prime Minister because the House of Commons Library, which compiles research for MPs, is widely regarded by both parties as authoritative and non-partisan. It rarely makes comment on the merit of MPs’ claims in the chamber.

Now there's a fine kettle of fish! And it's stinking fish too (yum! yum!). If the Commons Library can smell it - there's trouble for our 'Boy'.

Holehouse continued his comments on the PM's responses to the questions at PMQs:
Mr Cameron responded: “Let me tell the right hon. Gentleman exactly how long people are waiting. When the shadow Secretary of State was Secretary of State for Health, the average waiting time was 77 minutes; under this Government, it is 30 minutes.”

However, rather than looking at average waits for treatment - which has been "static save for seasonal variation" since the change in government - or total time spent in A&E - which has been "steadily rising" - Mr Cameron's figure related to the average time after arrival in casualty before patients are first assessed, the analysis said.

Rather than highlighting the "median" average, which "has remained more or less unchanged at around 10 minutes" since 2008, Mr Cameron pointed to the "mean" average, which showed a dramatic fall from more than 70 minutes to around 30 after April 2011, which was the date when time to initial assessment in A&E was designated as a "care quality indicator" and became subject to mandatory reporting.

The House of Commons Library said that evidence suggested that "the mean value here is not a good indicator of time to initial assessment in A&E, so we should rely on the median value to tell us what the typical time to initial assessment in A&E is... which does not show the trend that the PM refers to."

And it added: "It's plausible that the fall in the mean in April 2011 reflects an improvement in data collection, quality and reporting, rather than any genuine change in waiting times."

The analysis concluded: "The data does not show that the average time in A&E has fallen since 2008. Rather, the typical total time in A&E has risen (for admitted patients, at least), and the typical time to treatment has remained static.

... The analysis concluded: "The data does not show that the average time in A&E has fallen since 2008. Rather, the typical total time in A&E has risen (for admitted patients, at least), and the typical time to treatment has remained static.

Now - I don't know my averages from my medians from my mean values!! But then I'm only an under-stairs cat - I ain't the Big Cheese the PM. He ought to know - or if he doesn't he ought to find someone who does know! Instead - he found a guy who was as great at PR as he is. This guy said, according to Holehouse:
A Downing Street spokesman said: “What the Prime Minister said was 100 per cent accurate. The average wait for an initial assessment is only 30 minutes under this Government – down from 77 minutes in 2010.”
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/nhs/10944598/David-Camerons-AandE-waiting-time-claim-questioned.html

Arturo watched me closely, as I read the various sources. Then, before I could so much as say a word, he said somewhat wistfully:
Politics is merely a socially acceptable form of vandalism. Instead of killing each other, politicians beat each other about the head with dubious statistics. I suppose it's better than blood dripping on the floor!

We've developed quite an appetite thinking about statistics! So, we're off to a fancy brasserie for a nibble or two - or three or four - or maybe that's six!Or should we go for a median value of seven? What do you think, Mr Cameron?

Bye

Wednesday, 2 July 2014

Up the pole - or do I mean poll @ No. 10

This week, Arturo and I were nearly mincemeat! If it hadn't been for Arturo's ever alert whiskers, the AA rescue vehicle would have squashed us. We were having a quiet siesta under 'Boy David' Cameron's Jaguar - the engine was nicely warm, you understand. However, it seems it was not in any state to see Mr Cameron on the road. As Tim Walker reported in The Telegraph:
Rather like Basil’s car in Fawlty Towers, David Cameron’s official Jaguar would appear to have a nasty habit of packing up just when its owner is under maximum pressure.

My man in No 10 assures me, however, that the PM resisted the temptation to “punish” the vehicle by bashing it about its bonnet – Basil Fawlty-style – with a branch.

“We had to have an AA pick-up truck come to Downing Street and tow it away,” he says. “It is the sort of thing that makes for an awful picture opportunity, but, so far as I know, we got away with it.”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10936075/David-Cameron-suffers-a-breakdown.html

Our 'Boy David' Cameron, the beloved Prime Minister, has indeed been suffering a number of breakdowns in the last few weeks - and not of the merely mechanical kind! His problem seems to be more fundamental. It is one of flawed judgement. In most people, flawed judgement has an impact on themselves and their families - possibly their work. However, flawed judgement in a Prime Minister has an impact on the entire country. "Where was his judgement flawed?" Do I hear you ask? Let me explain.

Cameron is a poor judge of other people. Maybe this is inherent in having been to Eton College. Most old Etonians appear to be so totally self-confident that they assume anyone coming into their environs will abase themselves at their feet and wish to serve. Not a sensible attitude since the days of forelock-tugging are long gone. In fact, most people are now so self-obsessed, since Thatcher held sway, that the general mantra is 'me first!'.

'Boy David' Cameron assumed that when Andy Coulson was put forward as an ideal communications expert, everything was hunky-dory. It wasn't! As Nick Davies recently wrote in The Guardian:
When Coulson was hired as the Tory leader’s media adviser, in late May 2007, he gave assurances to Cameron and to George Osborne that there was nothing more that they needed to know about the scandal, which had ended with the jailing four months earlier of Clive Goodman as a “rogue reporter” who had hacked royal phones without the knowledge of anybody else at the News of the World.

Detailed evidence that directly challenged that claim was already in police hands at that time. A clear hint was available on the public record in comments made by the judge who had sentenced Goodman. But, according to senior Tory officials, Cameron made no attempt to seek a police briefing or to check the court record, even when he became prime minister and took Coulson into Downing Street. Cameron has been accused of employing Coulson in spite of his past in order to build a bridge to Rupert Murdoch.
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jun/24/-sp-andy-coulson-verdict-questions-remain-for-david-cameron-and-others

As the recent trial verdict has shown, more questions should have been asked. It might have saved Cameron the need to apologise so publicly for his mistakes! However, things could only get worse, as a result of his past errors of judgement.

When Cameron became leader of the Tory Party one of his first moves was to lead to the problems he is now having with the EU. Ian Traynor wrote in the Guardian in 2009:
David Cameron is coming under fierce criticism from centre-right allies in Europe for his decision to ditch mainstream ­conservatism in the EU in order to lead a new movement of Eurosceptics.

In advance of next month's European elections, the Tory leader came under fire from senior figures over his move to end 17 years of alliance with the European ­People's party (EPP), which groups the centre-right in the parliament, and to establish a caucus of "European Conservatives". In separate developments:

• Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany appeared to threaten to withhold cooperation from the Conservatives.

• Cameron's close ally, Fredrik Reinfeldt, the Swedish prime minister, warned the Tory leader that he faced isolation. ­Reinfeldt called on Cameron to reverse his decision to quit the EPP.

• A senior Czech politician added that his liberal rightwing ODS party, a key ­Cameron partner, was having second thoughts about joining the Tories in the new caucus being plotted.

• Hans-Gert Poettering, the German Christian Democrat who presides over the European parliament, angrily described Cameron as untrustworthy.
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2009/may/11/conservative-eu-david-cameron

It seems even the odds (ODS) were against it! But the chickens have just come home to not only roost but roast! It is Cameron who was roasted by the other members of the EU. In fact he was roasted to a frazzle! Again it was a case of poor judgement.

Cameron led his Tory Party into the EU to form the ECR (European Conservatives & Reformists). They had already been dubbed an "extreme right wing organisation". Recently, the ECR admitted the very right-wing Danish People's Party and The Finns Party into their ranks! This did not go down well with other less 'rightist' parties in the EU. Despite this, Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, was still sympathetic to many of Cameron's aspirations.

Then - blow me down! Call me a Charlie! Our insightful 'Boy David' Cameron blew a great big raspberry right up her nose! His group - the ECR - only went and admitted the German Alternative für Deutschland Party into the group! Poor old Merkel must have been gob-smacked! She must have been infuriated. The German Alternative für Deutschland Party are her opponents. Any sympathy for Cameron's aims was gone - members of her own party could not tolerate Cameron's actions.

For more information on these complex issues take a look at:http://www.bbc.co.uk/democracylive/house-of-lords-28037012

Cameron was doomed - but had neither the wit nor the wisdom to read the entrails! So when he needed allies to help him snooker a certain Mr Juncker's election as European Commission President, what do you think happened? You're right, they vanished! Only Hungary voted the way Cameron wanted. What a mess! What an embarrassment! Cameron and the whole UK looked a right load of Charlies!

So was our boy 'up the pole'? Well, this is the surprising thing! It seems that there are many who have as flawed a power of judgement as the PM. This was shown by Peter Dominiczak, Assistant Political Editor of The Telegraph who wrote the headline:David Cameron boosted in the polls by 'Juncker Effect': The Conservatives get a poll boost in the wake of David Cameron's failed bid to block Jean-Claude Juncker becoming president of the European Commission

He went on to say:
The Conservative Party has enjoyed a poll bounce in the wake of David Cameron’s failed attempt to prevent Jean-Claude Juncker becoming president of the European Commission.

The so-called “Juncker Effect” has seen the Tories overtake Labour in a poll conducted by Lord Ashcroft, the former Conservative party deputy chairman.

... Stephen O'Brien, the MP for Eddisbury, made reference to the German aircraft manufacturer Junkers as he made a joke about World War 2.

He said that he hoped “the Prime Minister takes inspiration from the fact that in a previous battle of Britain, we saw off many Junkers before”.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10936707/David-Cameron-boosted-in-the-polls-by-Juncker-Effect.html

"Ah, mi old pal," Arturo said shaking his head, "there's nowt so queer as folk!"

He's right, of course! It seems many others have as flawed a power of judgement! Maybe it's something to do with hope springing eternally that, in the end, we're bound to win. Even after England having crashed out of the World Cup - after all - there's still Andy Murray!

Me and Arturo, having survived the encounter with the AA vehicle need our nerves calmed, before the removal van arrives - we're going to the Savoy kitchen tonight for a nibble or two.

Bye

Sunday, 18 May 2014

Zombies rule NOT okay at No. 10

"Did you hear John Humphreys on the Today programme, the other morning?" Arturo asked, with a glint in his eye. Before I could say 'Yea' or 'Nay', he said: "In talking to a Government Minister, he referred to 'Zombie government'. I think I'd also seen news of these 'zombies' in the papers too."

I didn't wait to hear the rest. I looked up 'zombie government' on one of the young intern's tablets. Lo and behold! There it was in the Daily Mail:
Coalition branded 'zombie government' as it prepares to give MPs 19 days off because they have run out of laws to debate

The article was by By Matt Chorley, Mailonline Political Editor. He wrote:
The Coalition has been branded a ‘zombie government’ after it emerged MPs will take a 19-day break because there are not enough new laws to debate.

The Commons is set to break up early for the Queen’s Speech because there are not enough issues to debate.

Can you believe it - run out of things to debate? Don't the Coalition know there are problems 'aplenty that need sorting out! Matt Chorley continued:
Ministers have been stung by the idea they have run out of policies to debate, with Commons Leader Andrew Lansley branding the idea a ‘fantasy’.

The House of Commons was due to sit until May 22, the day of the European and local elections.

But MPs are likely to be given an extra week off, because there is no more legislation to debate ahead of the prorogation for the Queen’s Speech.

When 'Sly' Lansley calls things a 'fantasy', you know that what you're talking about has hit the nail on the head - more about the NHS later on!

How, I ask you, can any present day politician be so witless as to ignore the fact that there are many vital issues that need to be debated. Just think about it - there are problems with the funding of schools and 'free' school meals. There are issues over foreign policy. There are food banks opening throughout the country. Local Authorities are running out of money. The NHS is in a state of collapse. There is a suggestion that 'child protection services' might even be privatised! And now this zombie government has left the debating chamber.

Yet Matt Chorley reports that:
Embarrassingly MPs have only been back in Westminster for eight days since they returned from a 17-day Easter recess.

They also had nine days off in mid-February for a half term break, which came only four and a half weeks after their Christmas break which last from December 19 to January 6.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2625533/Coalition-branded-zombie-government-prepares-MPs-19-days-run-laws-debate.html

In the midst of this unfortunate state of affairs, an article in the Guardian written by Sarah Boseley and Rowena Mason reports in the headline that
Jeremy Hunt has sent homeopathy studies to chief medical officer: Letter to Tory MP reveals health secretary asked Sally Davies to initiate reviews of already dismissed studies by French firm

The article drew attention to the fact that:
Dame Sally Davies, the CMO, has categorically dismissed homeopathy as a waste of time and money. "I am perpetually surprised that homeopathy is available on the NHS," she told the Commons science and technology committee in January 2013.

Boseley and Mason continued, quoting an MP:
... patients and medics would be dismayed but not surprised to learn that Hunt had "wasted time and money" on investigating studies into homeopathy.

He added: "The government's own NHS Choices website states that the evidence for homeopathy is 'scientifically implausible' but this doesn't appear to be enough for the error-prone health secretary. As his policies continue to damage the NHS, I hope he hasn't ordered an investigation into the use of leeches."

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/may/08/jeremy-hunt-homeopathy-studies-chief-medical-officer

No wonder he has that persistent inane expression of surprise. Arturo thinks it's surprise at being a Secretary of State. And all this shenanigans is going on when - the NHS is cutting back on front line staff and denying essential drugs to some patients because of cost. Yet at such a time, 'Gormless' Hunt is asking for a review of 'homeopathy'! Some Secretary of State for Health! Some nut!!!

"What's wrong with this Hunt geezer?" Arturo asked in despair. "He reckons that because he heads up the Department of Health, he actually knows something about health! This is like certain estate agents who think they really own the houses they're trying to sell you! In a time and place where money flows freely, maybe one could indulge the Secretary of State's little foibles - but 'Hey, Jeremy, haven't you heard - we ain't got no money!'"

And - one more thing, why spend precious time and NHS resources on finding out about homeopathy when in March this year, Professor Sue Bailey President of the Royal College of Psychiatrists and several other leading mental health experts wrote a letter to the Guardian under the heading:
Risks of deep cuts in mental health funds

They wrote:
The recent decision by NHS England and the health regulator Monitor to recommend cutting funding for mental health services by 20% more than that for acute hospitals completely contravenes the government's promise to put mental and physical healthcare on an equal footing and will put lives at risk
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/mar/12/risks-deep-cuts-mental-health

These dire predictions were borne out in an article by Charlie Cooper writing in The Independent under the headline:
Mental-health patients driven hundreds of miles for treatment

The article continued:
Nurses say that it has become common for there to be no beds available for mental health patients in all of Norfolk and Suffolk, leading to severely ill patients being driven hundreds of miles to hospitals as far as Manchester.

They point out that:
Experts say the situation is symptomatic of a national problem... Earlier this year, NHS England reduced the tariff for mental health services by 1.8 per cent, compared with 1.5 per cent for physical health.
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/mentalhealth-patients-driven-hundreds-of-miles-for-treatment-9349907.html

And to crown it all for the NHS - Polly Toynbee wrote an article in The Guardian under the headline:
The NHS is on the brink: can it survive till May 2015? : Jeremy Hunt's main task is to keep the health service out of the news until the election. Tories are praying he succeeds

Toynbee wrote:
All NHS organisations are sending up distress flares. The King's Fund calls next year's budget "completely unrealistic"; the Nuffield Trust talks of "flawed logic" and "wishful thinking". Hospitals undergoing increasingly savage Care Quality Commission inspections (as the CQC covers its own back) refuse to take the blame for deficits. Waiting lists are swollen to almost three million, waiting times are lengthening, and A&E targets are starting to be missed: the mildest winter on record still saw 3% more emergency admissions. So far deft NHS management has contained an explosion. Can it hold to next May?
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/09/nhs-on-brink-survive-may-2015-tories-praying

I thought our PR man of a PM, 'Boy David' Cameron, had said that spending on the NHS would be 'ring-fenced'. An article, written by George Eaton, in the New Statesman stated the following:
In a speech at the Royal College of Pathologists on 2 November 2009, Cameron said: "With the Conservatives there will be no more of the tiresome, meddlesome, top-down re-structures that have dominated the last decade of the NHS."
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2013/11/pre-election-pledges-tories-are-trying-wipe-internet

Subsequently, Cameron went on to make this an election pledge!!

"So - what's the definition of 'zombie'?" I asked Arturo - knowing he would know!

"A zombie is, according to the Oxford Dictionary
A corpse said to be revived by witchcraft ... A person who is or appears lifeless, apathetic, or completely unresponsive to their surroundings."

"Ah!" I replied - "so they must have known 'Gormless' Hunt too!"

We're off to a new little Deli round the corner.

Bye from us both

Saturday, 26 April 2014

No 'top-down reorganisation' of the NHS at No. 10

"Boy, Oh boy!" Arturo said, "you know something, mi old pal - we're living with Humpty-Dumpty. Remember what he said, do you?
“When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’
And that's just what 'Boy David' Cameron has been doing with words on the NHS!"

So - I looked up to find out just what Cameron had said about the NHS - when he hoped to catch people's votes.
Mr Cameron called the NHS one of the 20th Century's greatest achievements.

"Tony Blair explained his priorities in three words: education, education, education," he told Tory activists in Bournemouth.

"I can do it in three letters: NHS."

These sentiments were quoted by the BBC in 2006 - before Cameron attained power. In the same speech, the BBC reported
He promised "no more pointless and disruptive reorganisations". Instead, change would be "driven by the wishes and needs of NHS professionals and patients".

This was part of a speech in which:
The Tory leader also hit out at those accusing him of peddling spin rather than substance.
In an attempt to refute these accusations:
He said: "I want to deal with this issue about substance. Substance is not about a 10-point plan, it is about deeper things than that. It is about knowing what you believe, it is about sticking to your guns.

"It is about taking time to think things through, not trotting out the easy answers that people want to hear.

"It is about character, and judgement, and consistency. It is about policy, yes. But it is about developing policy for the long-term."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/5403798.stm

So - the NHS is 'one of this country's greatest achievements', is it? It WAS! But - 'Baby, look at it now!'

So - 'substance' is about 'knowing what you believe, it is about sticking to your guns' Well - let's look at the evidence.

Some guns!! Cameron with the help of the LibDems have done a demolition job on the NHS - couldn't do that with just a Colt 45, could he?

What else did this man of substance do about the NHS? He embarked on a radical plan of re-organisation almost as soon as he became Prime Minister. The reorganisation was under the guidance of Hatchet-man Lansley. The King's Fund had this to say:
The Health and Social Care Bill represented the biggest shake-up of the NHS since its inception...
http://www.kingsfund.org.uk/topics/nhs-reform/health-and-social-care-bill

Protests were rife - this was not what Cameron had pledged. Not at all. So - ever the PR man, he set to work to keep the masses happy. He didn't quite ask them to 'eat cake' - but almost! He told them he would have further consultations and would listen! I bet, he did!

After that, Emily Fox in 2011 wrote in The Express
David Cameron admitted ministers had “learnt a lot” in recent weeks and insisted that many people had changed their minds about the proposals.

In a speech to NHS staff in London, the Prime Minister admitted there were areas of the reforms that needed to change.

He said: "Hospital doctors and nurses - not just GPs - would now be involved in commissioning, clinical senates would bring together healthcare professionals to oversee the integration of care over wide areas and the health regulator Monitor would have a duty to promote integration."

Acknowledging widespread concerns about the Health and Social Care Bill, Mr Cameron promised there would be no “selling off” of the NHS, that waiting times would be kept under control and that competition would only be used as a means to improving services.

The Prime Minister said there had been an “important debate” over the past two months which had led to “a whole range of people” changing their views.
http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/251349/Cameron-NHS-is-safe-in-our-hands

Nothing daunted and with the LibDems' sycophantic help, the Health and Social Care Act was passed. Last year, Cameron was still uttering his mealy-mouthed words. ITV reported:
David Cameron said the NHS was "completely safe" in the Government's hands after 11 failing hospitals were placed under "special measures" management.

Speaking after Sir Bruce Keogh's damning review of hospitals, the Prime Minister said: "I think everyone can have confidence in the NHS and everyone can have confidence that their local hospital either is a good hospital or is being turned around and being made into a good hospital.

The man obviously thinks he is in 'Alice in Wonderland'! ITV went on to report Cameron's musings:
"There is much to celebrate in our NHS and I love our NHS, and I never want to do it any harm, but we don't serve our NHS by covering up problems and difficulties and clearly there are some hospitals with too-high mortality rates."
http://www.itv.com/news/update/2013-07-16/cameron-nhs-completely-safe-in-coalition-hands/

Sadly, we are not in the fantasy world of 'Wonderland'; we are in the here and now. So, let's see what the present situation really is.

According to the headline written by Mark Gould in The Guardian:
GPs braced for shutdown after 'toxic mix' of loss of funds and high demand: At one of 98 GP surgeries in England under threat of closure there is despair that NHS reforms could kill off good care

The article continues.
"Give it a year and I think we will have to close," says Naomi Beer, a frustrated and angry GP who works in a surgery (Jubilee Road) which has been providing care to a largely poor and deprived area since the start of the NHS in 1948. In February, NHS England admitted that 98 surgeries could be under threat of closure as a result of what doctors' leaders have described as a "toxic mix" of a flawed funding system and seemingly uncheckable demand for medical care. ...

But, due to changes in the labyrinthine system of funding general practice, Jubilee Street faces the loss of many hundreds of thousands of pounds, which Beer and the equally angry practice manager, Virginia Patania, say will soon make it financially unsustainable.

"We are now eating into practice savings to continue providing a quality service. But we are planning for a 'red button day' when we will have to dissolve the practice," says Patania, who gives a detailed breakdown of their financial crisis. "I have been raising our concerns with NHS England since Christmas and I get no satisfactory answer. I want to know sooner rather than later because I'd rather dissolve at six months than wait 12 and face even higher losses."

The article continued:
The practice hits all the government's quality targets, has a 94% patient satisfaction rate, and has introduced internet-based consultations, appointments, repeat prescriptions, and while-you-wait phlebotomy. And it is the only surgery in Tower Hamlets that has received the Royal College of General Practitioners (RCGP) Quality Practice Award – for excellence in training and for the quality of its care.

Mark Gould gives details of the consequences of this catastrophic situation for the NHS. It is not just this practice, as he makes clear:
Dr Richard Vautrey, the deputy chair of the British Medical Association's GP committee, fears the Jubilee Street situation could be repeated in several hundred practices, not just the 98 identified by NHS England as at severe risk. "This is the tip of the iceberg," he says. "Practices are struggling with workload and funding and many GPs, although they love general practice, are seriously considering retiring early. The knock-on effect of losing high-quality general practice and cutting its funding will be more pressure on hospitals. We need concrete action from NHS England and that requires more financial resources."
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/apr/16/gps-surgeries-shutdown-loss-funds-high-demand-nhs

Of course, this is only one small bit of the story! We don't know the full picture of what's happening in our hospitals - apart from the fact that many are closing! Also - there's the little matter of privatisation! But - we can only whisper about that! Otherwise Cameron might have apoplexy - then where would he go to be treated!

So, after all the Cameron rhetoric, this is the state of the NHS in 2014. Just read what he pledged in a speech at the Royal College of Pathologists on 2 November 2009:
"With the Conservatives there will be no more of the tiresome, meddlesome, top-down re-structures that have dominated the last decade of the NHS."
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2013/11/pre-election-pledges-tories-are-trying-wipe-internet

The present parlous state of the NHS throughout the country is really bad timing for our 'Safe in Our Hands' Coalition of Tories and LibDems - the European Election is looming and there's to be a General Election next year! Let's hope that like elephants, the voting people of the UK have long memories!

Arturo said, after a little while, "Of course, mi old pal, you have to recall the whole of the Humpty-Dumpty quotation to get the full picture. Let's see, if I remember it correctly, it is:
"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less."

"The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things."

"The question is," said Humpty Dumpty, "which is to be master -- that's all."
http://iheartquotes.com/tags/lewis_carrol

"That, of course is the problem here in Downing Street," Arturo hissed, "Humpty-Dumpty rules OK. He's certainly the 'master' of verbiage in these corridors!"

Arturo and I felt more than a little queasy after all this malarkey - so it's just a little dim sum for us tonight!

Bye

Sunday, 6 April 2014

How do you solve a problem like Maria? at No. 10

I was padding along the corridor when Arturo ambushed me. He waved a sheet of song lyrics in front of my nose.

"It's from the 'Sound of Music'" he said. "The lyrics are perfect for our shenanigans here and in Parliament - you know - What to do about Maria Miller! Maybe, we need some nuns to solve the PM's problem with her!!"

To my dismay, I was then treated to Arturo's discordant caterwauling ...
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell her

Many a thing she ought to understand

But how do you make her stay and listen to all you say
He continued ...
When I'm with her I'm confused, out of focus and bemused

And I never know exactly where I am

Unpredictable as weather, she's as flighty as a feather
Finally, I made out the words ...
She'd out pester any pest, drive a hornet from its nest

She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl...
http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/rodgers_and_hammerstein/how_do_you_solve_a_problem_like_maria-lyrics-213832.html

"Oh! Do shut up!" I heard myself saying. Arturo just grinned.

He stopped 'singing' and fixing me with a beady eye, he said: "Our Maria Miller, Member of Parliament for Basingstoke, Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport and Minister for Women and Equalities, is not a happy bunny at the moment. Or hadn't you noticed?"

Of course, I had noticed - how could I NOT have noticed! It's Maria here, Maria there - Maria everywhere but not where she should be! For those of you who haven't been following the sorry story - let me fill you in.

The Observer reported that:
... the commissioner for parliamentary standards, Kathryn Hudson, recommended that Miller repay £45,000 in expenses for a house she shared with her parents and had wrongly claimed was her "second home". The rules say second homes must be used exclusively for parliamentary purposes that would not include using them to accommodate parents. The cross-party House of Commons standards committee, which adjudicated on the report, overruled the watchdog and decided she only needed to hand back £5,800 in overclaimed mortgage interest. Miller was ordered to apologise to the Commons for failing to co-operate fully with the inquiries, which she did in a statement whose brevity shocked MPs.
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/apr/05/maria-miller-support-ebbs-away

The article was written by the paper's political editor Toby Helm. He gave a thorough account of the plight in which Maria Miller now finds herself. He wrote:
The former chairman of the committee on standards in public life, Sir Alistair Graham, said he was shocked at Miller's behaviour. "The degree of lack of co-operation and the attempt to divert the commissioner from addressing the issues concerned both seem fairly exceptional.

"I think particularly for a senior cabinet minister, who you expect to show a leadership role in co-operating with whatever expenses system is around, it is pretty shocking.

"I think the public will be very shocked that the committee did overturn one of the key recommendations about how much should be repaid back, when there is a real possibility that the minister made a capital gain with the help of public funds."

Tut! Tut! I thought that this Coalition Government claimed to make their future expenses claims whiter than white! In 2009, Andrew Sparrow, writing in The Guardian commented on 'Boy David' Cameron's statements about MP's' expenses:
Cameron also said he had told members of his shadow cabinet to publish more information about what they are claiming.

From 12 May, they have been publishing their expenses claims online.

But, from today, they also will have to publish "significant correspondence" relating to their expenses and their receipts on the internet.

"This is a large but necessary task," Cameron said. "All MPs must explain their past errors and account for them.

"But I am determined that, from this point on, myself and my shadow cabinet will do all we can to be as transparent as possible. Only then can trust between the public and their politicians begin to be rebuilt."
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2009/jun/19/gordon-brown-david-cameron-expenses-transparency

Well - blow me down! So - transparency was the order of the day back in 2009 - what about in 2014? Just read what Maria Miller was quoted as saying in the Telegraph by Peter Dominiczak, Claire Newell, Holly Watt and Christopher Hope
When asked to explain details about her mortgage, Mrs Miller wrote an email which said: “I am not sure I am able to assist further. The matter was over six years ago and I’m reluctant to speculate without attempting to locate any documents on the subject if I still have any”.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/conservative-mps-expenses/10743455/Maria-Miller-expenses-report-MPs-conspired-to-save-Culture-Secretary.html

Some transparency! Some cheek! However, all may not be lost for our little Maria. She may have found her very own Georg Ludwig von Trapp. Who might this be, do I hear you ask? Well none other than that delightful Clown of the House of Commons who enjoys his own beer and bingo - yes - you've guessed it:
Apple Schnapps Shaps
who was quoted in The Mail
Conservative Party chairman Grant Shapps said it was time to ‘draw a line’ under the controversy.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2597821/British-public-want-David-Cameron-axe-shamed-Maria-Miller-Culture-Secretary-expenses-dodge.html

As I pondered all this malarkey, I heard Arturo caterwauling - for the umpteenth time:
She'd out pester any pest, drive a hornet from its nest

She could throw a whirling dervish out of whirl...

A right old can of worms, if you ask me. And Arturo says we ain't seen the end of it yet! It's hungry work all this listening to caterwauling - I'm off to the Italian pizza parlour round the corner. Maybe - if Arturo sings loud enough, the opera loving chef will give us some scampi just to get rid of us!! Some hope!.

Friday, 4 April 2014

Gentlemen prefer Bonds @ No. 10

"What's with this 'gentleman's agreement' that they were talking about during PMQs?" Arturo asked.

"Whatever it was - it doesn't sound as though they kept to it." I replied.

"Go and dig up some dirt on it, mi old pal." Arturo said. And that's what I am about to do!

UK Reuters reported:
Prime Minister David Cameron came under pressure in parliament on Wednesday over his government's sale of Royal Mail with the Labour party accusing him of selling the firm off too cheaply to a handful of rich London investors.

The government's handling of the sale of a 60 percent stake in the 500-year-old state postal operator last October at 330 pence a share has come under renewed scrutiny after the country's spending watchdog concluded the government had set the price too low.

Labour has seized upon the flotation, and the quick profits made by big banks and City investors, to reinforce one of its central arguments ahead of next year's general election - that Cameron's government is out of touch with ordinary voters.

"He sold at 330p and this morning the price was 563 pence," Ed Miliband, Labour's leader, told parliament. "It is basic maths. Not so much the Wolf of Wall Street more the dunce of Downing Street," he quipped, referring to the street where Cameron has his office.

"A third of the shares were sold to just 16 city investors and there was a gentleman's agreement that those city investors wouldn't sell the shares," Miliband said.

I say! I say! I say! Miliband certainly came up with a good one-liner: Not so much the Wolf of Wall Street more the dunce of Downing Street. Arturo will like that turn of phrase. I researched a bit further into the Reuter's article.
"What happened? Within weeks half of those shares had been sold and they had made a killing worth hundreds of millions of pounds. In other words 'mates rates' for his friends in the City. This is a sale nobody wanted and nobody voted for - a national asset sold at a knockdown price to make a fortune for the few."
http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/04/02/uk-britain-royalmail-cameron-idUKBREA310WB20140402

Some agreement! Some gentlemen! I decided to look up the definition of the phrase 'gentleman's agreement'. Here is what I found:
gentleman's agreement

An arrangement or understanding which is based upon the trust of both or all parties, rather than being legally binding:
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/gentleman%27s-agreement

So this 'agreement' that they 'wouldn't sell the shares' was based on trust. Dodgy thing that! Who can you trust these days? Particularly anyone involved in finance! I ask you - gentlemen! So - who were these 'gentlemen'? Maybe the Business Secretary, Give-him-a-big-hand, 'InVinceable' Cable himself would know the answer. After all he was organising the 'deal'.

Simon Jenkins in The Guardian wrote:
There was only one loser in this Royal Mail privatisation: the taxpayer: The Treasury was badly advised on the sale, relying on firms accused of unethical practices and corporate greed

Jenkins gave details about the negotiations.
A chief executive was hired, and by May last year the business engineered a 60% surge in profit. It was clearly being gold-plated. So why was it sold as tin? Cable chose Lazards, Goldman Sachs and five other banks to advise on the sale. As anyone who has witnessed these events will attest, they are carnivals of cash.

Privatisation fees alone totalled £12.7m, according to the National Audit Office report. Since the banks advising on price are also placing shares with clients, Chinese walls are put in place to separate "sellers from buyers" within offices. But is this really possible in the City of London, where Chinese walls are most likely made of rice paper? Don't commissions and fees have money dripping from meeting rooms and wine bars, as bankers and lawyers sniff out the nearest and deepest trough?

Yet more neat phrases: 'carnivals of cash' and 'in the City of London, where Chinese walls are most likely made of rice paper'. It certainly doesn't sound a place to find 'gentlemen!

Jenkins continued:

Within weeks of the sale, Goldman Sachs's own analysts were predicting a price of 610p, almost twice what the "advisers" had been advising. The government had been shockingly ill-advised. As the price went up past 600p, Cable kept dismissing it as "irrational exuberance, froth, speculation". He indicated everyone should wait until the price came down. It is now 562p. Worse, he had allocated bundles of shares to 16 City institutions on a "gentleman's agreement" that they would hold them as "a core of high-quality investors who would be there in good times and bad". Within weeks, over half this stake had been sold, and to precisely "the hedge funds and other speculators" that Cable had pledged to keep out. Just four of the 16 are still big shareholders.

Cable was massively naive. On Tuesday he protested that he was merely showing caution against "risk of failure". I can hear the City laughing. As the head of the NAO, Amyas Morse, points out, had Cable been prudent when warned of an undervalued sale, he would have held back 49% of shares for the Treasury, as opposed to just 30%. Indeed, he might have held out for postponement and upped the price. As it is, he valued Royal Mail at £3.3bn – it should have been nearer £5.5bn.

So - InVinceable Cable ain't quite as invincible as we all hoped!! What more did Jenkins have to say?
Cable was spending millions on advice from firms such as Goldmans and Barclays that have been widely accused of unethical practices and corporate greed. This was not cautious but reckless. As the NAO's Morse said on Tuesday: "The price was borne by the taxpayer."
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/apr/01/royal-mail-privatisation-taxpayer-loser

A dog's breakfast you might say! I'm sure that's what Arturo would say! And we all know how he feels about dogs and 'gentlemen'! Certainly, we'll be keeping our eyes open for more gold-plated Porsches and empty bottles of Veuve Clicquot Ponsardin floating around the place. Meanwhile our dear old Postie is stuck with his shares! He and his mates can't sell them for years - unlike the 'gentlemen'.

"C'est la vie!" Arturo said, when I showed him the various news items, I'd found. "So - it's 'Gentlemen prefer Bonds', is it, mi old pal? Never trust 'gentlemen' like this lot! After all..." Arturo paused for effect. "After all - what is politics but institutionalised lying?"

So it would seem! Never trust a gentleman! We're going to nip into the kitchen of the Athenaeum tonight - just to see what's cooking!

Bye