Wednesday 29 June 2011

Black Thursday tomorrow @ No 10

Boy David was in a right strop today. Just wait till tomorrow! He thought that the charm offensive would work - the one he didn't try on the public sector workers. He somehow was convinced that the masses would tug their forelocks, smile and say:

Yes, sir, we promise not to spoil your day. We give up; we'll pay more; work longer and die earlier - just to please you!

Today at the weekly PMQs, there was a further row about the whole issue. Not because Miliband - Ed, that is, not David - raised the problem. No - the dire word 'strike' was uttered by Boy David himself. He became roused because he could not answer the detailed questions that Miliband has used as a tactic against him for the last three weeks. And it's beginning to get under Boy David's skin. Today, he shouted at Miliband - Ed, that is, not David -

He can't talk about strikes because he's in the pocket on the unions. He can't talk about Greece because his plan is to make Britain like Greece. He has to talk about the micro because he can't talk about the macro.

The Speaker, Mr Bercow, cut him off in mid flight of words. For his pains, Mr Bercow got a long hard stare from Boy David. I don't give much for his chances!

Now, we all have to wait for tomorrow! Arturo and I have decided to hightail it out of Downing Street. We think the pots and pans will be flying!

So, it's 'Bye' from me while I'm still in one piece and have nine lives left.


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