Hello? Anybody there @ No 10?

It's official now - no more pseudonyms at No 10. You'll remember we had that hide-and-seek game a few days ago! Everyone was searching for Mrs Adams. Then, we were looking for Mr Bowder, Ms Chambers, Miss Deamer and we ended up looking for Miss Zita-Carruthers. In fact we went from ABC to XYZ. And all this was because Sir Gerald Kaufman wanted to speak to a 'Mrs Adams' who had contacted him from here at No 10!

Well now, our Boy David has stepped into the fray - you would expect nothing more than this from our beloved PR of a PM. He, who must be obeyed, has stated that there will be no more pseudonyms at No 10. He didn't say 'pseuds', I noted. So, how will our letters be signed off now, we are all wondering? Will it say 'Yours ever, The very tall, blonde from desk 3, Cabinet Office, Downing Street'? Or will it be: 'Yours truly, Fan No 1 of our PM at No 10'? Possibly it could be: 'Your obedient servant, Intern No 49 attached to the Home Office'?

My feline mind fairly boggles at the variety of sign-offs there might be. We must protect the identities of our staff, you see. We cannot have them being pursued by irate citizen/subjects. That, of course, is if there is any reply correspondence, at all. Some poor s*** never get a response to their letters - not even from a fictitious 'Mrs Adams'. I think the only reason this Kauman got a response was because: 1. He was an MP. 2. He was a 'Sir'. 3. He was irritatingly persistent.

I wonder what the 'hot rabbit' did with all the correspondence to the IMF?