I peered over the shoulder of one of the flunkies at No 10 - he was on Twitter. Twitter! I ask you! Why not Miaow! Never trust a bird! Anyway to cut to the chase, as they say. I saw a tweet from someone who said of the Boy David 'Ever the Old Etonian'. I read the article the tweeter was commenting on when the chap at the computer clicked on the link.
It was all about how the Boy David is putting all his PR training to 'good' use. He doesn't tell someone to their face that he's upset with them - oh no! Far too subtle - devious - dastardly - for that! Instead he 'spins' against them, behind their backs. Just when they think they're in favour and doing brilliantly, they discover they are utter fools - demons - idiots!
I think this has gone on for years here at No 10 - but it's worse now because the Boy David smiles so often and tries to look nice! Behind those pink boyish cheeks there lies the cold eye of the serpent! God help Eve!
Actually, it's Larry I'm worried about, not Eve! The Boy David stroked him this morning and said he was a 'good kitty!' - so he's for the chop! When's the Jack Russell arriving?
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