Who's in charge at No 10?

The Boy David thinks he knows all the answers - not just to UK problems but to Libya's as well. His pal, Sarkozy, is also a belligerent man. But so it seems is our former PR now PM-man. They both want action and they want it now! Meanwhile, President Obama takes a more considered, academic approach, so we are told. He studies the data and works out the consequences. Of course, this does mean no action and in the meantime hundreds of 'rebels' will die. But if the no-fly zone is enforced, hundreds could also die. So it's a no winner either way.

Aren't I a clever cat? 'This Butch ain't no fool!' That's what Arturo, from No 11, told me. He also told me that Gideon - if you've read my other posts you'll know that's George's real name - that he is up all night with his abacus. He flicks the beads around - one, two, three at a time. Then, he gives a little sinister giggle! Arturo says it's all very unnerving. So much so that he took his eye off the mouse hole under Gideon's desk, just as a mouse ran in!

I nearly got flattened today by a very angry Boy David. He was red in the face and sulky looking. It seems the purry-growly voiced man, the one called Hague, was giving evidence to the Foreign Affairs Committee. All was going well - no mention of the missing 'mojo'. Then Mike Gapes, a Labour MP, started his questions, instead of addressing him as Foreign Secretary, he said “Prime Minister.” Hague was amused, as well he might be. Our Boy David was not amused when he heard this. Arturo said he thinks Boy David is becoming paranoid!

Now who's a clever cat? I said.