Thursday 31 March 2011

Fit to work @ No 10!!

Boy David still in a bit of a dither! I heard him muttering to himself this morning. You see, I didn't wake up till after the PM had come into the Cabinet Office. So as not to be kicked in the ribs, I slunk behind a thick velvet curtain, so that was alright!

He began muttering to himself about how there must not be any more turnarounds. If he said something was going to take place then it sure as hell would! I think he had that chap, Gove, on his mind! He's had so many u-turns it's a wonder he's not dizzy!

But our Boy David was obviously worried about what would happen when the Department for Work and Pensions made their announcements! What announcements, do I hear you ask? Well the ones about who will do the testing of those on incapacity benefit! Are they really fit for work, or are they shamming? Boy David and Georgy think they'll rake in at least £3 billion. That's what Boy David was told by the DWP. 'Just help them into work' someone said, 'we'll save billions!'

It seems companies from as far as the US and Australia are queuing up just to run the Work Capability Assessment. What's in it for them, one wonders!

I think that Larry, the pampered moggy living with them upstairs, should be the first to do the 'work capability assessment'. He was planted here to catch rats. He gets the food, cream and grooming, but, I ain't yet seen the work!

Wonder what that 'most annoying person in politics' - the one with the brain, wonder what he thinks about all this!

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