Although George thought PMQs in the Commons yesterday were one big joke, Boy David wasn't so sure. He guessed 'they' would be out gunning for him. And was he right, or was he right??
The newspapers were full of it this morning. Boy David completely lost his sense of humour. In fact, he scowled when he picked up the 'Guardian'. For there was not one but two articles. One from Angela Eagle herself. When Boy David saw that she compared him to 'Flashman', he went puce in the face! When he read that George was described as finding the incident 'hilarious', he was even more cross.
"What do they want from me?" he was heard to wail!
I thought to myself, it would be easy to whisper 'a bit of respect, dear'. But I thought that might be unwise.
The second article by Libby Brooks also upset him. This was particularly because of the picture in the article showing a smiling Boy David, himself. George roaring with laughter and a rather embarrassed looking Wailing Lad Clegg.
"Has no one got a sense of humour anymore?" Boy David said as he tasted one of Samantha's cup cakes.
Oh well, I thought, cheer up, David, you've got to get your glad rags ready for the big day tomorrow. No more 'calm down, dear,' in the Abbey!
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